Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #21


aka freedom drones.

And use more citations and less original ideas.

But you will anyway.

Just like you don't respect women.

or Detroit or Mississippi.

or not.

or people from Diego Garcia.

Please please please please

Righteousness 1 - Morality 0

So we should probably do something about that.

The legal way!

and their baggage

Transcript:

Deep Thought #1

I think we can all agree it’s unconscionable to use chemical weapons to kill civilians. You’re supposed to use drones.

Deep Thought #2

I’m sorry. Your college essay sounds conversational and accessible. You’re going to have to make it pretentiously unreadable if you expect to get an “A.”

Deep Thought #3

New Rule: If you’ve never been to a country with strict gun control laws then you don’t get to shout about how bad gun control laws are.

Deep Thought #4

Oh, you believe women should be punished for taking their shirt off? Then no, I don’t respect your beliefs.

Deep Thought #5

This is the greatest country in the world!! Said no one who lives in Compton.

Deep Thought #6

I’ve got it! I’ll cuss out people on the internet who don’t believe the same things I do! That’ll show them how superior me and my beliefs are!

Deep Thought #7

I love how devoted America is to freedom! Said no Cuban or Palestinian ever.

Deep Thought #8

Would someone please make a new Facebook application.. one that blocks baby pictures.

Deep Thought #9

Remember, it’s never okay to hurt other people…. unless you’re punishing them for doing something you disagree with.

Deep Thought #10

The call to action raised by global warming is to reduce pollution. The call to action raised by climate change deniers is more pollution. Hey, even if global warming isn’t real, pollution is still bad.

Deep Thought #11

It’s unconscionable to kil yourself with illegal drugs. You should kill yourself with alcohol and tobacco!

Deep Thought #12

Women get to be swept off their feet and carried into the sunset. Men get to carry women.

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About wise sloth

Note: The information I share here may seem random, but it explains why I write about a lot of the subjects I do. I was raised poor white Texas trailer trash. At the age of 17 I got baptized in a Southern Baptist Church, and at 18 I attended a Christian college where my Biblical studies promptly led me to the conclusion that Christianity is mythology. I left that school at 19, and a year later I joined the United States Air Force as an all around computer technician. I was stationed in Italy, Germany, Kuwait and Hawaii where I took online and night classes in psychology, which led me to the conclusion that the military is a cult. For all the good things I got out of the military, I never got a good explanation of why we invaded Iraq. So I volunteered to separate from the military early when my career field was downsized and moved back to my home state of Texas. I found that during the seven years I was enlisted, either America had changed or I had. I was dismayed by the apathy, materialism, wastefulness and anti-intellectualism of civilian life in American suburbia. So I sold everything I owned and immigrated to New Zealand. As majestic as that was, it wasn’t the land of milk and honey I was looking for. Unable to find work in the IT sector I managed a warehouse, worked alongside migrant laborers in fruit orchards and vineyards and studied creative writing. For personal and financial reasons I eventually moved back to America. I’m still kicking around trying to get it all figured out. My long term goal is to build an intellectual monastery where smart people can live for free in a stress free environment where they can focus on their life’s work. It would sure help if I got a MacArthur Fellowship, sponsorship and/or an agent. I’ve been blogging since 2006 about topics that I feel are important and don’t get enough attention. The Wise Sloth blog contains editorial, philosophical, instructional, inspirational and satirical posts in the form of essays, lists, comics, and fiction, which tend to be irreverent, humorous and controversial. I update it as often as possible. View all posts by wise sloth

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