Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #25


Apparently that's all going on in the world right now.

Apparently that’s all going on in the world right now.

Ask and you shall recieve. If you dont', leave.

Ask and you shall receive. If you dont’, leave.

Because you're so self absorbed

Because you’re so self absorbed

Didn't mention the misery of the poor though.

Didn’t mention the misery of the poor though.

Don't kid yourself.

Don’t kid yourself.

Every time. Every. Time.

Every time. Every. Time.

I'm going to have those words stuck in my head.

I’m going to have those words stuck in my head.

I don't even know why we still watch those

I don’t even know why we still watch those

Let's see what they say next time.

Let’s see what they say next time.

Luckily that's legal.

Luckily that’s legal.

No mention of what happened to journalistic integrity though

No mention of what happened to journalistic integrity though

Now I want to buy stuff I don't need.

Now I want to buy stuff I don’t need.

Sales are just softer gouging anyway.

Sales are just softer gouging anyway.

See a therapist.

See a therapist.

Setting the tone for the day.

Setting the tone for the day

That's what we're teaching our children.

That’s what we’re teaching our children.

That's why we voted for them, right

That’s why we voted for them, right

There's no escaping the bla blas.

There’s no escaping the bla blas.

We have a responsibility to lie to children, don't we?

We have a responsibility to lie to children, don’t we?

Here's looking at you, Reddit.

Here’s looking at you, Reddit.

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Script:

Deep Thought #1

What did that one news anchor say?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #2

Wish your significant other knew how to please you sexually?

You wouldn’t have to wish if you just told them what you wanted.

Deep Thought #3

If you think the people you’ve hurt in the past should just forgive you and get over it…

You’ll probably never stop being an asshole.

Deep Thought #4

What did that one sports announcer say?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #5

There’s such thing as functioning alcoholics.

…but not fully functioning alcoholics.

Deep Thought #6

What did they say in that one political press release?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #7

Ridiculing people you perceive as dumber than you doesn’t prove you’re smart.

…just petty.

Deep Thought #8

What were the words to that one pop song?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #9

What did they say in that one presidential debate?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #10

What did they say on that one television show?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #11

Look! There’s a sale at that fast food restaurant!

Come on, everybody! Poison is on sale!

Deep Thought #12

What did that one newspaper say?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #13

What were the words to that one commercial?

They were, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #14

Every dollar a company spends advertising their low prices and good intentions…

was earned by overcharging or underpaying someone.

Deep Thought #15

You’re not winning if you successfully guilt trip your lover into changing their behavior by whining and acting hurt.

You’re a parasite.

Deep Thought #16

What did that one morning radio DJ say?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #17

What did they say in that one movie?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #18

What did that one leader of the country say?

They said, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #19

What were the words to that one billboard?

They were, “Bla bla bla bla.”

Deep Thought #20

Let’s make all adults on children’s shows act like goofy, neutered youth pastors.

That way kids will grow up with completely incorrect assumptions about adults and adulthood. :)

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