Deep Thoughts by The Wise Sloth #21


aka freedom drones.

And use more citations and less original ideas.

But you will anyway.

Just like you don't respect women.

or Detroit or Mississippi.

or not.

or people from Diego Garcia.

Please please please please

Righteousness 1 - Morality 0

So we should probably do something about that.

The legal way!

and their baggage

Transcript:

Deep Thought #1

I think we can all agree it’s unconscionable to use chemical weapons to kill civilians. You’re supposed to use drones.

Deep Thought #2

I’m sorry. Your college essay sounds conversational and accessible. You’re going to have to make it pretentiously unreadable if you expect to get an “A.”

Deep Thought #3

New Rule: If you’ve never been to a country with strict gun control laws then you don’t get to shout about how bad gun control laws are.

Deep Thought #4

Oh, you believe women should be punished for taking their shirt off? Then no, I don’t respect your beliefs.

Deep Thought #5

This is the greatest country in the world!! Said no one who lives in Compton.

Deep Thought #6

I’ve got it! I’ll cuss out people on the internet who don’t believe the same things I do! That’ll show them how superior me and my beliefs are!

Deep Thought #7

I love how devoted America is to freedom! Said no Cuban or Palestinian ever.

Deep Thought #8

Would someone please make a new Facebook application.. one that blocks baby pictures.

Deep Thought #9

Remember, it’s never okay to hurt other people…. unless you’re punishing them for doing something you disagree with.

Deep Thought #10

The call to action raised by global warming is to reduce pollution. The call to action raised by climate change deniers is more pollution. Hey, even if global warming isn’t real, pollution is still bad.

Deep Thought #11

It’s unconscionable to kil yourself with illegal drugs. You should kill yourself with alcohol and tobacco!

Deep Thought #12

Women get to be swept off their feet and carried into the sunset. Men get to carry women.

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